claraosiwaldipped:

smash or pass thor :/

*ALWAYS ACCEPTING. ( smash or pass )

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     he wants to PASS on principle, but anyone who’s ever seen thor should understand why he can’t. “—you’re really gonna make me say it? smash.” / @claraosiwald

 
manaborn:

ALL HAIL OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR KEVIN BACON

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👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit / @manaborn

 

Send me “Smash or Pass” + a name and my muse will answer with 100% honesty. 

 

*INFINITY WAR SPOILERS. ( starter call )

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     “you probably think this is all my fault, too, don’t you?” it is. peter knows they would have been able to take thanos if he hadn’t freaked out. everyone is RIGHT in blaming him; justified in any hate they may now feel towards him. “gamora was my family. she’s been with me through a lot, even when i didn’t deserve it. she was his DAUGHTER. who kills their own child?” someone who is as determined as thanos, apparently. peter can’t exactly say much about it. he killed his own father, after all. / @scarletchaos

 

*SPOILER-FREE. ( plotted relationship )

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     “hey, kid, you alright?” pj knows he hasn’t been around as much as he should. even with as long as it’s been since he introduced himself to may and peter, he knows he hasn’t done ENOUGH for them. they may be family, but space will always be his home. once he gets out there, it takes a while to find the will to leave again. he’s often busy guarding the galaxy, after all. “you seemed quiet at dinner. you mad at me? i know i’ve been GONE a while, but i promised i’d come back! here i am. i’m back. we’re all good, you know?” / @spidxrsenses

 

*INFINITY WAR SPOILERS. ( starter call )

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     heartbeat picks up — doubles, perhaps even triples, in speed. quill has faced death many times before; truth be told, were he human, he would have died ages ago. this, whatever’s happening, is something different. something he has no CONTROL over. disappearing bit by bit from the bottom up. forced to watch himself fade from existence. he’s reaching out for tony, unable to take a step, and all he can think is how this isn’t what was supposed to happen. he was never supposed to DIE, let alone in front of tony.

     “tony.” peter’s attempt to keep the fear out of his voice fails, a small crack betraying him. “i love—”

     silence falls as peter quill seemingly ceases to exist. peter parker and doctor strange follow suit, leaving only tony and nebula on the planet. minutes pass before the reanimation process begins, before peter’s celestial dna TEARS him from the peace of death and brings him back into the world screaming. once his screams end, loud and quick breaths replace the sound, eyes wide as he searches for tony. a sense of calm accompanies the knowledge that the great IRON MAN still lives, though it’s unknown for how long.

     all peter wants is to say something to reassure tony that everything will be fine, but he remains where he stands. CONFUSED. scared. all that follows is one question, asked in barely more than a whisper.

          “—what the FUCK?” / @starkreactorr

 
 

high quality meme starters 

puppeteeriing:

taken from all over the internet, some specifically from the youtube channel siIvagunner . 

  • ❝ can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh BONELESS PIZZA
  • ❝ and his name is ……. JOHN CENA !
  • ❝ succ ❞
  • ❝ BUENOS DIAS MANDY ❞
  • ❝ n - nani ?!?
  • ❝ omae wa, mou shindeiru . ❞
  • ❝ how many layers of irony are you on right now ?
  • SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME . ❞
  • [ obnoxious sound of the ever popular rickroll ]
  • ❝ they see me rollin’ . they hatin’ . ❞
  • ❝ todokete, setsunasa ni wa !
  • ❝ nice of the princess to invite us over for dinner, gay __ ?
  • ❝ i hope she made lotsa spaghetti !
  • ❝ it’s the nutshack !
  • ❝ BITCH YOU GUESSED IT !
  • ❝ AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
  • ❝ whoa …. whoa …. whoa …….. WHOA ! WHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOA
  • ❝ gee ! it sure is BORING around here !
  • ❝ you know what they say: all toasters … toast toast !
  • ❝ it’s hiiiiiiigh noon . ❞
  • ❝ eyyyyyyyyy, sexy lady !
  • ❝ nice . >:] ❞
  • ❝ i’ll have a number nine large . ❞
  • ❝ the more you know !
  • ❝ look at my horse . my horse is amazing . ❞
  • ❝ epic jojoke . ❞
  • ❝ squadala, we’re off !
  • ❝ are you sure about that ?
  • [ dabs ]
  • ❝ let it go ! let it go !
  • ❝ are you …. a real villain ?
  • ❝ well, uh … technically, uh …. nah . ❞
  • ❝ we are number one !
  • ❝ notice me, senpai !
  • ❝ you’re gonna have a bad time  - sans undertale [ 2015 ]
  • ❝ pokemon go to the polls . ❞
  • ❝ is only game . why u hef to be mad ?
  • ❝ snooPINGAS usual i see . ❞
  • ❝ POOTIS . ❞
  • ❝ ECH . ❞
  • ❝ do not presume . ❞
  • ❝ i’m gay . ❞
  • ❝ i have crippling depression !
  • ❝ expand dong . ❞
  • ❝ HE HAS NO STYLE ! HE HAS NO GRACE !
  • ❝ according to all known laws of aviation
  • ❝ what the fuck did you just say to me you little bitch ?
  • ❝ GOOD SHIT . ❞
  • ❝ i play pokemon go everyday !
  • ❝ BEGONE, THOT . ❞
  • ❝ jesus christ it’s jason bourne . ❞
  • ❝ BEHOLD THE POWER OF MY STAND !
  • taaaaaaaake oooooooooon meeeeeeeeee !
  • ❝ GET TO THE CHOPPA !
  • ❝ all your base . now belong to us . ❞
  • WOOMY . ❞
  • ❝ i used to be an adventurer like you, until i took an arrow to the knee . ❞
  • ❝ look at this dude . oh nononononono …. ❞
  • ❝ i am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand !
  • ❝ exotic butters . ❞
  • ❝ gotta go fast !
  • ❝ what does the fox say ?
  • ❝ pen pineapple apple pen . ❞
  • ❝ NOOOOOOO . PLEASE GOD NO, NO . NO . NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  • ❝ get out of my swamp !
  • ❝ look at all those chickens !
  • ❝ i’m blue, dabudee dabudi . ❞
  • ❝ thank you, __ ! but your princess is in another castle !
  • ❝ here i come, rougher than the rest of them . ❞
  • HEHEHE I AM A SUPAHSTAR WARRIAH
  • ❝ press f to pay respects . ❞
  • ❝ the cake is a lie . ❞
  • ❝ owo what’s this ?
  • SAY WHAAAAAAAT ?
  • ❝ now this is a story all about how my life got twisted upside down . ❞
  • ❝ it’s lit, fam !
  • ❝ yes, hello . i was wondering i you could play that song, again . ❞
  • ❝ smoke weed every day . ❞
  • ❝ but hey, that’s just a theory ! A GAME THEORY !
  • ❝ is that a motherfucking jojo reference ???
  • [ room on fire ] this is fine . ❞
  • ❝ fuck the police, comin’ straight from the underground !
  • ❝ this bitch empty . YEET !
  • ❝ god i wish that was me . ❞
  • ❝ fuck this shit i’m out . ❞
  • [ knuckles voice ] oh no . ❞
  • ❝ yeah bOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
  • ❝ dicks out for harambe . ❞
  • ❝ guess i’ll die . ❞
  • ❝ ya like jazz ?
  • ❝ ow the edge ❞
  • W H O M S T’ D V E
  • ❝ words can’t hurt me these shades are gucci . ❞
  • ❝ __, shut the fuck up and get the fuck out . ❞
  • ❝ it’s over nine thousand !!
  • ❝ HEEEEEEYEYAAAAAEYAAAEYEYE !!!!
  • ❝ rollin’ around at the speed of sound !
  • ❝ but that all changed when the fire nation attacked . ❞
  • ❝ that day, humanity received a grim reminder . ❞
  • ❝ DOH !
  • ❝ two to the one to the one to the three . ❞
  • ❝ so long, gay bowser !
  • ❝ WEEWOO WEEWOO ❞
  • ❝ GRAND DAD . ❞
  • ❝ IT’S HIP TO FUCK BEES . ❞
  • DON’T FUCK WITH ME I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE
  • ❝ inhale my dong enragement child ❞
  • ❝ HERE COME DAT BOI ❞
  • ❝ look at this photograph !
  • ❝ souljia boy i tell ‘em . ❞
  • ❝ you know i had to do it to ‘em . ❞
  • ❝ wake me up [ WAKE ME UP INSIDE ]
  • ❝ can’t touch this . ❞
  • ❝ deja vu ! i’ve just been in this place before !
 
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tagged by: @mancfiron
tagging: @spidxrsenses / @scarletchaos / @claraosiwald / @callitcoulson / @custospericulo / & anyone else who wants to do it

likes artificial watermelon | sleeps in what they are already wearing | eats their cereal with milk | listens to music with earbuds | hates the summer | can recite past the first four digits of pi | eats frosting out of the jar | doodles on their notebooks | can bake cookies | has a garden | has had a snowball fight | eats pancakes without syrup | prefers shorts over pants | can name more than ten superheroes | has a plan for the zombie apocalypse | uses the same password for everything | can’t hold their breath for more than fifteen seconds | watches anime | hasn’t read harry potter | can say ‘ I love you ‘ in more than one language | prefers mechanical pencils | thinks space is cool | takes personality tests more than once to make sure | can’t tie their shoelaces | has a purse | likes salads | likes cool colors better than warm colors | knows how to braid hair | reads biographies | can ice skate | knows their mbti | reads astrology charts | prefers the star wars prequels to the original trilogy | plays video games | reads the newspaper | likes chocolate ice cream best | doesn’t cuss | memorizes song lyrics | collects coupons | has a preferred order at starbucks | likes movie theater popcorn | has seen a play | listens to music with headphones | owns a hoodie | would rather own cds than online copies | has written a poem | can shuffle cards | subscribes to a magazine | double dips when eating | drinks directly out of the milk container | keeps a journal

 

spidxrsenses:

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“So, to become an Avenger, 

  🕷                                is there like trials or an interview?”

Indie Peter Parker
           Written by Faith

 
peter jason quill.

and if you don't love me now,

ind. / pri. / sel.

peter quill from marvel's guardians of the galaxy.

mcu & 616-based.

low activity.

you will never love me again.

canon divergent.

established january 2018 / moved april 2018.

not spoiler free.

please read about & rules before interacting!

i can still hear you saying

mutuals only!

protected by rex. he/him. mun & muse 20+. previously spacetested.

tracking tag astraloutlaw.

you would never break the chain.

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